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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of October 21st, 2019)

01.

The Saga Begins

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05.

06.

Skipper Dan

07.

It's All About the Pentiums

08.

09.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

10.

Angry White Boy Polka

11.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

12.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

13.

The Check's in the Mail

14.

Dare to Be Stupid

15.

16.

17.

One More Minute

18.

This Is the Life

19.

20.

The Hamilton Polka

21.

Close But No Cigar

22.

23.

Genius in France

24.

Nature Trail to Hell

25.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

26.

27.

Do I Creep You Out?

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29.

30.

31. Nobody Here But Us Frogs

32. Since You've Been Gone

33. Smells Like Nirvana

34. Mission Statement

35. Another Tattoo

36. Don't Download This Song

37. Bob

38. Canadian Idiot

39. Jackson Park Express

41. Slime Creatures From Outer Space

43. Jerry Springer

44. Ode to a Superhero

46. Gotta Boogie

48. Good Old Days

49. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

50. Chicken Pot Pie

51. I Lost on Jeopardy

52. CNR

53. Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)

55. Foil

57. One of Those Days

58. My Own Eyes

59. Let Me Be Your Hog

60. Spam

61. Buckingham Blues

63. Happy Birthday

64. A Complicated Song

65. Midnight Star

66. Polka Power!

69. Perform This Way

71. Party at the Leper Colony

73. Dead Car Battery Blues

74. I Want a New Duck

75. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

77. Addicted To Spuds

78. Bohemian Polka

79. Belvedere Cruisin'

80. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

82. Orgy On My Own

83. I'll Sue Ya

84. Hit Me With a Rock

85. First World Problems

86. I Love Rocky Road

87. Confessions Part III

88. The Alternative Polka

89. Another One Rides the Bus

90. Headline News

91. I'm So Sick of You

92. Stop Draggin' My Car Around

93. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

94. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

95. Taco Grande

96. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

97. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

98. Sports Song

100. I Remember Larry

101. The North Korea Polka

102. Frank's 2000" TV

103. Callin' In Sick

104. If That Isn't Love

105. I Was Only Kidding

106. Laundry Day

107. She Drives Like Crazy

108. King of Suede

109. eBay

110. Livin' in the Fridge

111. Take Me Down

113. Party in the CIA

114. The Brain Song

116. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

117. Polka Your Eyes Out

118. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

119. The Hot Rocks Polka

120. Grapefruit Diet

121. Buy Me a Condo

122. Lame Claim to Fame

123. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

124. Gee, I'm a Nerd

125. Christmas at Ground Zero

126. Such a Groovy Guy

129. Hooked On Polkas

130. Now It's the Christmas Season

131. Living with a Hernia

132. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

133. Phony Calls

134. The Night Santa Went Crazy

135. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

136. Conan Theme

137. Lousy Haircut

138. Snack All Night

139. Polka Party

140. School Cafeteria

141. Good Enough For Now

142. That Boy Could Dance

143. Leisure Suit Serenade

144. Polka Face

145. Airline Aimy

146. Here's Johnny

147. I Think I'm a Clone Now

148. Isle Thing

149. Cavity Search

150. Homer and Marge

151. Theme From Home Improvement

152. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

153. George of the Jungle

154. I've Got an Electric Shaver

155. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

156. Albuquerque (fake out)

157. Syndicated Inc.

158. Bedrock Anthem

159. The Plumbing Song

160. Kaiju

161. Don't Wear Those Shoes

162. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

164. The Brady Bunch

166. I Can't Watch This

167. Ode to Joe Franklin

168. Crampton Comes Alive

169. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

170. Baby Likes Burping

171. Achy Breaky Song