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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of December 4th, 2019)

01.

The Saga Begins

02.

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04.

05.

06.

Skipper Dan

07.

It's All About the Pentiums

08.

09.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

10.

Angry White Boy Polka

11.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

12.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

13.

The Check's in the Mail

14.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru

15.

Dare to Be Stupid

16.

17.

18.

One More Minute

19.

This Is the Life

20.

21.

The Hamilton Polka

22.

Close But No Cigar

23.

24.

Genius in France

25.

Nature Trail to Hell

26.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

27.

28.

Do I Creep You Out?

29.

30.

31. Polkas On 45

32. Nobody Here But Us Frogs

33. Since You've Been Gone

34. Smells Like Nirvana

35. Mission Statement

36. Another Tattoo

37. Don't Download This Song

38. Bob

39. Canadian Idiot

40. Jackson Park Express

42. Slime Creatures From Outer Space

44. Jerry Springer

45. Ode to a Superhero

47. Gotta Boogie

49. Good Old Days

50. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

51. Chicken Pot Pie

52. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long

53. I Lost on Jeopardy

54. CNR

55. Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)

57. Foil

59. One of Those Days

60. Traffic Jam

61. My Own Eyes

62. Let Me Be Your Hog

63. Spam

64. Buckingham Blues

66. Happy Birthday

67. A Complicated Song

68. Midnight Star

69. Polka Power!

72. Perform This Way

74. Party at the Leper Colony

76. TMZ

77. Dead Car Battery Blues

78. I Want a New Duck

79. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

81. Addicted To Spuds

82. Bohemian Polka

83. Belvedere Cruisin'

84. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

86. Orgy On My Own

87. I'll Sue Ya

88. Hit Me With a Rock

89. First World Problems

90. I Love Rocky Road

91. Confessions Part III

92. The Alternative Polka

93. Another One Rides the Bus

94. Headline News

95. I'm So Sick of You

96. Stop Draggin' My Car Around

97. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

98. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

99. Taco Grande

100. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

101. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

102. Sports Song

104. I Remember Larry

105. The North Korea Polka

106. Frank's 2000" TV

107. Callin' In Sick

108. If That Isn't Love

109. I Was Only Kidding

110. Laundry Day

111. She Drives Like Crazy

112. King of Suede

113. eBay

114. Livin' in the Fridge

115. Take Me Down

117. Party in the CIA

118. The Brain Song

120. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

121. Polka Your Eyes Out

122. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

123. The Hot Rocks Polka

124. Grapefruit Diet

125. Buy Me a Condo

126. Lame Claim to Fame

127. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

128. Gee, I'm a Nerd

129. Christmas at Ground Zero

130. Such a Groovy Guy

133. Hooked On Polkas

134. Now It's the Christmas Season

135. Living with a Hernia

136. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

137. Phony Calls

138. The Night Santa Went Crazy

139. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

140. Conan Theme

141. Lousy Haircut

142. Snack All Night

143. Polka Party

144. School Cafeteria

145. Good Enough For Now

146. That Boy Could Dance

147. Leisure Suit Serenade

148. Polka Face

149. Airline Aimy

150. Here's Johnny

151. I Think I'm a Clone Now

152. Isle Thing

153. Cavity Search

154. Homer and Marge

155. Theme From Home Improvement

156. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

157. George of the Jungle

158. I've Got an Electric Shaver

159. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

160. Albuquerque (fake out)

161. Syndicated Inc.

162. Bedrock Anthem

163. The Plumbing Song

164. Kaiju

165. Don't Wear Those Shoes

166. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

168. The Brady Bunch

171. I Can't Watch This

172. Ode to Joe Franklin

173. Crampton Comes Alive

174. Toothless People

175. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

176. Baby Likes Burping

177. Achy Breaky Song