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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of February 11th, 2019)

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It's All About the Pentiums

06.

07.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

08.

Angry White Boy Polka

09.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

10.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

11.

The Check's in the Mail

12.

Dare to Be Stupid

13.

14.

15.

One More Minute

16.

17.

The Hamilton Polka

18.

Close But No Cigar

19.

20.

Genius in France

21.

Nature Trail to Hell

22.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

23.

24.

Do I Creep You Out?

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26.

27.

28.

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

29.

Mission Statement

30.

31. Don't Download This Song

32. Bob

33. Canadian Idiot

34. Jackson Park Express

36. Jerry Springer

37. Ode to a Superhero

39. Gotta Boogie

41. Good Old Days

42. Chicken Pot Pie

43. I Lost on Jeopardy

44. CNR

46. Foil

48. One of Those Days

49. My Own Eyes

50. Let Me Be Your Hog

51. Buckingham Blues

53. Happy Birthday

54. A Complicated Song

55. Midnight Star

56. Polka Power!

58. Perform This Way

60. Party at the Leper Colony

62. Dead Car Battery Blues

63. I Want a New Duck

65. Addicted To Spuds

66. Bohemian Polka

67. Belvedere Cruisin'

68. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

70. Orgy On My Own

71. I'll Sue Ya

72. Hit Me With a Rock

73. First World Problems

74. I Love Rocky Road

75. Confessions Part III

76. The Alternative Polka

77. Another One Rides the Bus

78. Headline News

79. I'm So Sick of You

80. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

81. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

82. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

84. I Remember Larry

85. The North Korea Polka

86. Frank's 2000" TV

87. Callin' In Sick

88. If That Isn't Love

89. I Was Only Kidding

90. Laundry Day

91. King of Suede

92. eBay

93. Livin' in the Fridge

95. Party in the CIA

96. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

97. Polka Your Eyes Out

98. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

99. The Hot Rocks Polka

100. Grapefruit Diet

101. Buy Me a Condo

102. Lame Claim to Fame

103. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

104. Gee, I'm a Nerd

105. Christmas at Ground Zero

108. Hooked On Polkas

109. Now It's the Christmas Season

110. Living with a Hernia

111. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

112. Phony Calls

113. The Night Santa Went Crazy

114. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

115. Lousy Haircut

116. Polka Party

117. Good Enough For Now

118. Leisure Suit Serenade

119. Polka Face

120. Airline Aimy

121. Here's Johnny

122. I Think I'm a Clone Now

123. Isle Thing

124. Cavity Search

125. Homer and Marge

126. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

127. George of the Jungle

128. I've Got an Electric Shaver

129. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

130. Bedrock Anthem

131. The Plumbing Song

132. Kaiju

133. Don't Wear Those Shoes

134. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

136. The Brady Bunch

138. I Can't Watch This

139. Ode to Joe Franklin

140. Crampton Comes Alive

141. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

142. Baby Likes Burping

143. Achy Breaky Song