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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of June 18th, 2019)

01.

The Saga Begins

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06.

Skipper Dan

07.

It's All About the Pentiums

08.

09.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

10.

Angry White Boy Polka

11.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

12.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

13.

The Check's in the Mail

14.

Dare to Be Stupid

15.

16.

17.

One More Minute

18.

19.

The Hamilton Polka

20.

Close But No Cigar

21.

22.

Genius in France

23.

Nature Trail to Hell

24.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

25.

26.

Do I Creep You Out?

27.

28.

29.

30.

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

31. Since You've Been Gone

32. Smells Like Nirvana

33. Mission Statement

34. Another Tattoo

35. Don't Download This Song

36. Bob

37. Canadian Idiot

38. Jackson Park Express

39. Slime Creatures From Outer Space

41. Jerry Springer

42. Ode to a Superhero

44. Gotta Boogie

46. Good Old Days

47. Chicken Pot Pie

48. I Lost on Jeopardy

49. CNR

51. Foil

53. One of Those Days

54. My Own Eyes

55. Let Me Be Your Hog

56. Spam

57. Buckingham Blues

59. Happy Birthday

60. A Complicated Song

61. Midnight Star

62. Polka Power!

64. Perform This Way

66. Party at the Leper Colony

68. Dead Car Battery Blues

69. I Want a New Duck

71. Addicted To Spuds

72. Bohemian Polka

73. Belvedere Cruisin'

74. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

76. Orgy On My Own

77. I'll Sue Ya

78. Hit Me With a Rock

79. First World Problems

80. I Love Rocky Road

81. Confessions Part III

82. The Alternative Polka

83. Another One Rides the Bus

84. Headline News

85. I'm So Sick of You

86. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

87. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

88. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

89. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

91. I Remember Larry

92. The North Korea Polka

93. Frank's 2000" TV

94. Callin' In Sick

95. If That Isn't Love

96. I Was Only Kidding

97. Laundry Day

98. She Drives Like Crazy

99. King of Suede

100. eBay

101. Livin' in the Fridge

103. Party in the CIA

104. The Brain Song

105. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

106. Polka Your Eyes Out

107. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

108. The Hot Rocks Polka

109. Grapefruit Diet

110. Buy Me a Condo

111. Lame Claim to Fame

112. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

113. Gee, I'm a Nerd

114. Christmas at Ground Zero

117. Hooked On Polkas

118. Now It's the Christmas Season

119. Living with a Hernia

120. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

121. Phony Calls

122. The Night Santa Went Crazy

123. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

124. Conan Theme

125. Lousy Haircut

126. Snack All Night

127. Polka Party

128. School Cafeteria

129. Good Enough For Now

130. Leisure Suit Serenade

131. Polka Face

132. Airline Aimy

133. Here's Johnny

134. I Think I'm a Clone Now

135. Isle Thing

136. Cavity Search

137. Homer and Marge

138. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

139. George of the Jungle

140. I've Got an Electric Shaver

141. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

142. Albuquerque (fake out)

143. Bedrock Anthem

144. The Plumbing Song

145. Kaiju

146. Don't Wear Those Shoes

147. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

149. The Brady Bunch

151. I Can't Watch This

152. Ode to Joe Franklin

153. Crampton Comes Alive

154. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

155. Baby Likes Burping

156. Achy Breaky Song