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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of January 13th, 2019)

01.

The Saga Begins

02.

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05.

06.

Skipper Dan

07.

It's All About the Pentiums

08.

09.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

10.

Angry White Boy Polka

11.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

12.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

13.

The Check's in the Mail

14.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru

15.

Dare to Be Stupid

16.

17.

18.

19.

One More Minute

20.

This Is the Life

21.

22.

The Hamilton Polka

23.

Close But No Cigar

24.

25.

Genius in France

26.

Nature Trail to Hell

27.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

28.

29.

Do I Creep You Out?

30.

31. Jurassic Park

32. Polkas On 45

33. Nobody Here But Us Frogs

34. Since You've Been Gone

35. Smells Like Nirvana

36. Mission Statement

37. Another Tattoo

38. Don't Download This Song

39. Bob

40. Canadian Idiot

41. Jackson Park Express

42. Velvet Elvis

44. Slime Creatures From Outer Space

46. Jerry Springer

47. Ode to a Superhero

49. Gotta Boogie

51. Good Old Days

52. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

53. Chicken Pot Pie

54. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long

55. I Lost on Jeopardy

56. CNR

57. Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)

59. Foil

61. One of Those Days

62. Traffic Jam

63. My Own Eyes

64. Let Me Be Your Hog

65. Spam

66. Buckingham Blues

68. Happy Birthday

69. A Complicated Song

70. Midnight Star

71. Truck Drivin' Song

72. Polka Power!

75. Perform This Way

77. Party at the Leper Colony

79. TMZ

80. Dead Car Battery Blues

81. I Want a New Duck

82. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

84. Addicted To Spuds

85. Bohemian Polka

86. Belvedere Cruisin'

87. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

89. Orgy On My Own

90. I'll Sue Ya

91. Hit Me With a Rock

92. First World Problems

93. I Love Rocky Road

94. Confessions Part III

95. The Alternative Polka

96. Another One Rides the Bus

97. Headline News

98. I'm So Sick of You

99. Stop Draggin' My Car Around

100. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

101. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

102. Taco Grande

103. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

104. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

105. Sports Song

107. I Remember Larry

108. The North Korea Polka

109. Frank's 2000" TV

110. Callin' In Sick

111. If That Isn't Love

112. I Was Only Kidding

113. Laundry Day

114. She Drives Like Crazy

115. King of Suede

116. eBay

117. Livin' in the Fridge

118. Take Me Down

120. Party in the CIA

122. Trigger Happy

123. The Brain Song

125. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

126. Polka Your Eyes Out

127. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

128. The Hot Rocks Polka

129. Grapefruit Diet

130. Buy Me a Condo

131. Lame Claim to Fame

132. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

133. Gee, I'm a Nerd

134. Christmas at Ground Zero

135. Such a Groovy Guy

138. Hooked On Polkas

139. Now It's the Christmas Season

140. Living with a Hernia

141. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

142. Phony Calls

143. The Night Santa Went Crazy

144. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

145. Conan Theme

146. Lousy Haircut

147. Snack All Night

148. Polka Party

149. School Cafeteria

150. Good Enough For Now

151. That Boy Could Dance

152. Leisure Suit Serenade

153. Polka Face

154. Airline Aimy

155. Here's Johnny

156. I Think I'm a Clone Now

157. Isle Thing

158. Cavity Search

159. Homer and Marge

160. Theme From Home Improvement

161. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

162. George of the Jungle

163. I've Got an Electric Shaver

164. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

165. Albuquerque (fake out)

166. Syndicated Inc.

167. Bedrock Anthem

168. The Plumbing Song

169. Kaiju

170. Don't Wear Those Shoes

171. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

173. The Brady Bunch

176. I Can't Watch This

177. Ode to Joe Franklin

178. Crampton Comes Alive

179. Toothless People

180. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

181. Baby Likes Burping

182. Achy Breaky Song