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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of May 25th, 2020)

01.

The Saga Begins

02.

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05.

06.

Skipper Dan

07.

It's All About the Pentiums

08.

09.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

10.

Angry White Boy Polka

11.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

12.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

13.

The Check's in the Mail

14.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru

15.

Dare to Be Stupid

16.

17.

18.

19.

One More Minute

20.

This Is the Life

21.

22.

The Hamilton Polka

23.

Close But No Cigar

24.

25.

Genius in France

26.

Nature Trail to Hell

27.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

28.

29.

Do I Creep You Out?

30.

31. Jurassic Park

32. Polkas On 45

33. Nobody Here But Us Frogs

34. Since You've Been Gone

35. Smells Like Nirvana

36. Mission Statement

37. Weasel Stomping Day

38. Another Tattoo

39. Don't Download This Song

40. Bob

41. Canadian Idiot

42. Jackson Park Express

43. Velvet Elvis

45. Slime Creatures From Outer Space

47. Jerry Springer

48. Ode to a Superhero

50. Gotta Boogie

52. Good Old Days

53. Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

54. Chicken Pot Pie

55. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long

56. I Lost on Jeopardy

57. CNR

58. Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)

60. Foil

62. One of Those Days

63. Traffic Jam

64. My Own Eyes

65. Let Me Be Your Hog

66. Wanna B Ur Lovr

67. Spam

68. Buckingham Blues

70. Happy Birthday

71. A Complicated Song

72. Midnight Star

73. Truck Drivin' Song

74. Polka Power!

76. The "Weird Al" Show Theme (Part 1) & (Part 2)

78. Perform This Way

80. Party at the Leper Colony

82. TMZ

83. Dead Car Battery Blues

84. I Want a New Duck

85. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

87. Addicted To Spuds

88. Bohemian Polka

89. Belvedere Cruisin'

90. The Alternative Polka (& Part 2)

91. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

93. Orgy On My Own

94. Hooked On Polkas (Part 2)

95. I'll Sue Ya

96. Hit Me With a Rock

97. First World Problems

98. I Love Rocky Road

99. Confessions Part III

100. Another One Rides the Bus

101. Headline News

102. I'm So Sick of You

103. We All Have Cell Phones (So Come On, Let's Get Real)

104. Stop Draggin' My Car Around

105. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

106. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

107. Taco Grande

108. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

109. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

110. Sports Song

112. I Remember Larry

113. Frank's 2000" TV (Part 2)

114. The North Korea Polka

115. Callin' In Sick

116. If That Isn't Love

117. I Was Only Kidding

118. Laundry Day

119. She Drives Like Crazy

120. King of Suede

121. 30 Rock Theme Parody

122. eBay

123. Livin' in the Fridge

124. Take Me Down

126. Party in the CIA

128. Trigger Happy

129. The Brain Song

131. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

132. Polka Your Eyes Out

133. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

134. The Hot Rocks Polka

135. Grapefruit Diet

136. Buy Me a Condo

137. Lame Claim to Fame

138. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

139. Gee, I'm a Nerd

140. Christmas at Ground Zero

141. Such a Groovy Guy

144. Now It's the Christmas Season

145. Living with a Hernia

146. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

147. Phony Calls

148. The Night Santa Went Crazy

149. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

150. Conan Theme

151. Dr. Demento Jingle

152. Lousy Haircut

153. Snack All Night

154. Polka Party

155. School Cafeteria

156. Good Enough For Now

157. That Boy Could Dance

158. 2014 Emmy Awards Themes Medley

159. Leisure Suit Serenade

160. Polka Face

161. Airline Aimy

162. Here's Johnny

163. I Think I'm a Clone Now

164. Waffle King

165. Isle Thing

166. Cavity Search

167. Homer and Marge

168. Theme From Home Improvement

169. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

170. George of the Jungle

171. I've Got an Electric Shaver

172. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

173. Albuquerque (fake out)

174. Syndicated Inc.

175. Bedrock Anthem

176. The Plumbing Song

177. Kaiju

178. Don't Wear Those Shoes

179. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

181. The Brady Bunch

184. I Can't Watch This

185. Ode to Joe Franklin

186. Crampton Comes Alive

187. Toothless People

188. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

189. Baby Likes Burping

190. Achy Breaky Song