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David Spencer's Ranking

(As of April 22nd, 2019)

01.

The Saga Begins

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05.

06.

It's All About the Pentiums

07.

08.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

09.

Angry White Boy Polka

10.

Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

11.

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

12.

The Check's in the Mail

13.

Dare to Be Stupid

14.

15.

16.

One More Minute

17.

18.

The Hamilton Polka

19.

Close But No Cigar

20.

21.

Genius in France

22.

Nature Trail to Hell

23.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

24.

25.

Do I Creep You Out?

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27.

28.

29.

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

30.

Mission Statement

31. Another Tattoo

32. Don't Download This Song

33. Bob

34. Canadian Idiot

35. Jackson Park Express

37. Jerry Springer

38. Ode to a Superhero

40. Gotta Boogie

42. Good Old Days

43. Chicken Pot Pie

44. I Lost on Jeopardy

45. CNR

47. Foil

49. One of Those Days

50. My Own Eyes

51. Let Me Be Your Hog

52. Buckingham Blues

54. Happy Birthday

55. A Complicated Song

56. Midnight Star

57. Polka Power!

59. Perform This Way

61. Party at the Leper Colony

63. Dead Car Battery Blues

64. I Want a New Duck

66. Addicted To Spuds

67. Bohemian Polka

68. Belvedere Cruisin'

69. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars

71. Orgy On My Own

72. I'll Sue Ya

73. Hit Me With a Rock

74. First World Problems

75. I Love Rocky Road

76. Confessions Part III

77. The Alternative Polka

78. Another One Rides the Bus

79. Headline News

80. I'm So Sick of You

81. NOW That's What I Call Polka!

82. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

83. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2

84. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

86. I Remember Larry

87. The North Korea Polka

88. Frank's 2000" TV

89. Callin' In Sick

90. If That Isn't Love

91. I Was Only Kidding

92. Laundry Day

93. She Drives Like Crazy

94. King of Suede

95. eBay

96. Livin' in the Fridge

98. Party in the CIA

99. The Brain Song

100. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

101. Polka Your Eyes Out

102. The Captain Underpants Theme Song

103. The Hot Rocks Polka

104. Grapefruit Diet

105. Buy Me a Condo

106. Lame Claim to Fame

107. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi

108. Gee, I'm a Nerd

109. Christmas at Ground Zero

112. Hooked On Polkas

113. Now It's the Christmas Season

114. Living with a Hernia

115. Harvey the Wonder Hamster

116. Phony Calls

117. The Night Santa Went Crazy

118. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me

119. Conan Theme

120. Lousy Haircut

121. Polka Party

122. School Cafeteria

123. Good Enough For Now

124. Leisure Suit Serenade

125. Polka Face

126. Airline Aimy

127. Here's Johnny

128. I Think I'm a Clone Now

129. Isle Thing

130. Cavity Search

131. Homer and Marge

132. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

133. George of the Jungle

134. I've Got an Electric Shaver

135. It's Still Billy Joel to Me

136. Albuquerque (fake out)

137. Bedrock Anthem

138. The Plumbing Song

139. Kaiju

140. Don't Wear Those Shoes

141. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios

143. The Brady Bunch

145. I Can't Watch This

146. Ode to Joe Franklin

147. Crampton Comes Alive

148. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

149. Baby Likes Burping

150. Achy Breaky Song