David Spencer's Ranking
(As of September 21st, 2020)
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31. Pancreas
32. Word Crimes
34. Like a Surgeon
35. Jurassic Park
36. Polkas On 45
39. Smells Like Nirvana
42. Another Tattoo
44. Bob
45. Canadian Idiot
47. Velvet Elvis
48. Tacky
49. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
50. Handy
61. CNR
62. Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
63. Theme From Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)
64. Ricky
65. Foil
66. Melanie
68. Traffic Jam
69. My Own Eyes
71. Wanna B Ur Lovr
72. Spam
73. Buckingham Blues
74. Cable TV
75. Happy Birthday
77. Midnight Star
79. Polka Power!
80. Pac-Man
82. The "Weird Al" Show Theme (Part 1) & (Part 2)
84. Spy Hard
85. Perform This Way
86. Avocado
88. Polkamon
89. TMZ
90. You Make Me
101. Eat It
102. Orgy On My Own
103. Hooked On Polkas (Part 2)
104. I'll Sue Ya
105. Hit Me With a Rock
106. First World Problems
107. I Love Rocky Road
108. Confessions Part III
109. Another One Rides the Bus
110. Headline News
111. I'm So Sick of You
112. We All Have Cell Phones (So Come On, Let's Get Real)
113. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
114. NOW That's What I Call Polka!
115. You Don't Love Me Anymore/Bite Me
116. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*
117. Taco Grande
118. Peter and the Wolf/Carnival of the Animals Part 2
119. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
120. Sports Song
121. Inactive
122. I Remember Larry
123. Frank's 2000" TV (Part 2)
125. Callin' In Sick
126. If That Isn't Love
127. I Was Only Kidding
128. Laundry Day
130. King of Suede
131. 30 Rock Theme Parody
132. eBay
133. Livin' in the Fridge
134. You Light Up My Life (Punk/New Wave Version)
135. Take Me Down
136. Ringtone
137. Party in the CIA
138. Twister
139. Trigger Happy
140. The Brain Song
141. Talk Soup
142. You're Pitiful
143. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder
144. Polka Your Eyes Out
145. The Captain Underpants Theme Song
146. The Hot Rocks Polka
147. Grapefruit Diet
148. Buy Me a Condo
149. Lame Claim to Fame
151. Young, Dumb and Ugly
152. Gee, I'm a Nerd
154. Such a Groovy Guy
155. Fun Zone
156. Lasagna
157. Now It's the Christmas Season
158. Living with a Hernia
159. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
160. Phony Calls
161. The Night Santa Went Crazy
162. Conan Theme
163. Never Met a Person As Wonderful As Me
164. Dr. Demento Jingle
165. Lousy Haircut
166. Snack All Night
167. Polka Party
168. School Cafeteria
169. Good Enough For Now
170. That Boy Could Dance
171. 2014 Emmy Awards Themes Medley
173. Polka Face
174. Airline Aimy
175. Here's Johnny
177. Waffle King
178. Isle Thing
179. Cavity Search
180. Homer and Marge
191. Kaiju
192. You Don't Take Your Showers
194. Cheerios, Applejacks, Cheerios
195. Alimony
196. The Brady Bunch
197. Trash Day
198. Cheese
199. I Can't Watch This
200. Ode to Joe Franklin
201. Crampton Comes Alive
202. Achy Breaky Song (Part 2)
203. Toothless People
204. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
205. Baby Likes Burping